Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Hello World!


Been meaning to do this for a while.

Have yet to discover if this will be pop culture, or just my shtupid musings. Or maybe, as has always been my hope, it'll be a recipe/pop culture blog COMBINED.

Like, Adventure Time cake or something.

If this doesn't happen DON'T BE MAD I AM A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS WOMAN and I have many important things to do.

Like list some dead people that I'm attracted to.







(I actually don't know that she's dead, but oh my lord who cares)

Also, an explanation of "She My Mother's Cat" to kick things off (This is not a technical definition of the phrase, only how I've seen it used!) :

You're talking about someone who's in the room as if they're not there, like they're a fucking cat who can't speak for themselves. I hate this. And I experience it on the regular.

I don't want to call anyone out specifically, but I can think of at least three separate (very recent!) occasions in which someone was talking to my lad and referred to me as if
1. I wasn't standing right next to him.
2. I wouldn't be able to answer for myself.

An example: Is she the reason you're leaving early?

It is so condescending/infuriating, and I'm always too flabbergasted to react properly. So She My Mother's Cat is a way of saying "Uh, hey, over here!"

It's go time.

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